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Why are second hand french riffles so expensive ?
They are only used once - dropped to the ground when the soldier flee...
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A Sailor met a good looking blonde at the bar and was trying to get laid without much success. "I don't date servicemen," she said, "but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants."

"Why, that's because we have two dicks," the sailor replied.

"Interesting, probably twice as much fun," replied the blonde, "let's
go to my place and try them out."

So they did, and after the first screwing the blonde says "Boy that was
sure nice, now that I'm rested and still horny, I want the other one."

Where upon the sailor undid the other side of buttons, pulled out a
limp, wearydick, looked at it and sadly declared
"Well, I'll be damned! He's pouting because he wasn't FIRST!"
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:
1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
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The lady walks in a fish market and asks the owner "How much are your crabs?"

The owner scratched his head and said "They're about $1.00 a piece"

"My, my..." beamed the woman. "Shake hands with a millionaire!"
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Men are like ... remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
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Two black gals are shuffling down the road, when the older one asks the younger one : "Honey Chil'...how old is you??"

The younger gal just shook her head and said sadly : "Don' know fo' sho'... on a counta my Mama never done learn hows to count... but she be recknin' I's either 'leven or I's fo'teen..."

So the older gal says : "Tell me sumptin', baby...Wha's the best thang you ever done had in yo' mouth??"

"Sheeeeh" says the young girl. "Tha's easy...That be bein' a big ol' slice o' aunt Maybelles blueberry pie, yes maam!!!"

The first gal shakes her head, chucklin : "Chil'...you's eleven!!!"
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There was this guy in a mental hospital. All day long he had his ear to the wall, listening. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day.
The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.
He turned to the mental patient and said,
"I don't hear anything."
The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"
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A farmer and his wife were running late for a costume party. They got into their 2-man cow costume and decided to take a shortcut across a field.

Suddenly the farmer, who was the head of the cow, saw a bull approaching.
When he told his wife she said, "Oh my, what are we going to do?"

The farmer replied, "I'm going to pretend like I'm eating grass, you'd better brace yourself."
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Little Mary comes home from playing at Johnny's house.
"Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!"
Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks,
"What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?"
"No silly, it's salty"
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Men are like ... power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
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