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Why are blondes like pianos?
When they aren't upright, they're grand.
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Mom and Dad went to a restaurant one evening. Dad was about halfway
finishing his meal when took a hard look at the potato. He called the
waitress and said, "This potato is bad."

The waitress picked it up, smacked it, and put it back on the plate,
then said,
"If that potato causes any more trouble just let me know."
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A man appears before the pearly gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

"Well, I can think of one thing...." the man offers. "Once I came upon a
gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I
directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached
the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground,
and told him, ' Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"A couple of minutes ago."
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If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash
knees, what do gynecologists get?
Tunnel vision!
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One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde's
new car. Suddenly, some jerk pulls in front of them. The blonde then
puts her lips on the steering wheel.
The brunette feared for her life, but had the courage to ask, "What are
you doing?!"
The blonde calmly replied, "I'm trying to blow the horn"
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There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and
the Captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made
the rounds the Commander looks at the Captain and says, "Wait a minute.
You haven't shown me that small over there. What's that used for?"

The Captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women around .
Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use the camel."

"Enough!" says the Commander in dugsut. Well, two weeks later, the
Commander himself starts to feel in need of a woman.
He goes to the Captain and say's, "Tell me something, Captain."
Lowering his voice and glancing around, he asks, "Is the camel free
anytime soon?"

The Captain says, "Well, let me see." He opens up his book. "Why,
yes, sir, the camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock."

The Commanders says, "Put me down for two o'clock then." so the next
day at two o'clock the commander goes to the little blue building and
opens the door. There inside he finds the cutest camel he's ever seen.
Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so he closes the door
behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel. He
stands on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have sex with the camel. A minute later the Captain walks in.

"Ahem, begging your pardon, sir," says the Captain, "but wouldn't it
be wiser to ride the camel into town and find a woman like all the
other men?
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A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked
the store manager how much it was he said "I am blind drop it on the
ground and i'll tell ya. She dropped it on the ground."Aahh that's $10.00."
She bent down and let a big fart that everyone heard.
But, she really wanted the pole so she picked it up. And went to pay
for it.
"That will be $20.00"
"But you said $10.00"
"$10.00 extra for the stink bait and duck call."
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