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It's hard to find a good man, but a hard man is a good find!
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While inspecting their honeymoon hotel room the bride discovered a
little box attached to the bed.
"What's this for?" she asked her husband.
"If you put a quarter in," he answered, reaching into his pocket,"the
bed starts vibrating."
"Save your money," she said.
"When you're a quarter in, I start vibrating!"
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Molly, age 9, and Sammy, age 10, are sitting on the front porch swing.
Sammy says to Molly, "Screw you, Molly."
A minute goes by and Molly replies, "Screw YOU, Sammy."

A moment or two and Sammy says, "Screw YOU, Molly."
In response, "Screw *YOU*, Sammy," Molly says.

After about ten minutes of this, Molly's mom comes out on the porch and
says, "What on earth are you kids doing?"

They reply in unison, "We're having oral sex!"
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After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around and she asked again.
The husband looked puzzled,
"Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
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A young man signs on to work at an offshore oil rig, and as he's getting his orientation to the place, one thing keeps coming to mind.
After seeing every part of the platform, he finally gets up the courage
to ask the manager.
"Um, what do you do if you start to get, well, ... you know, lonely?
You know, for a woman?"
"Oh, we've got that one taken care of for you. You see that barrel over by that wall with the hole in it? Any time you get the urge, just go over there and stick your penis in the hole in the side of it."

The new guy leaves it at that, and starts his first day. About three
fourths through the day, he starts really thinking about the barrel.
Giving in to temptation, he tries it and gets the best blowjob he's

ever had in his life.
That evening, the manager calls him back into the office to see how his
first day went. The young man replies "It was great! I'm going to use
that barrel every day I'm here!"

The manager grinned and said "Well, every day but Thursdays."
"Why not Thursdays?"
"Because that's YOUR day in the barrel."
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A 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing
and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He
watches her a while then says... 'You look ridiculous, what on earth
are you doing?'
She says, 'I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the
breasts of an eighteen-year-old.'She starts laughing and jumping
again.
He says, 'Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old
ass?'
She says, 'Well, your name never came up.'
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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman
Sexual harassment.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man
$3.99 a minute.
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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Introduce herself.
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