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What did the blonde do when she broke her Tupperware?
Called the plastic surgeon.
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A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class.
The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, "What are you doing, wearing a football jersey?"

She replied, "Why, I bought it and own it, why shouldn't I wear it?"

He said, "You're not supposed to wear it unless you've made the team."

"Oh," she replied sweetly, "Who did I miss?"
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One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
Dad thought for a minute and said "Come with me." He took his son to
his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude.
"Son" he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy".
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"
"No!" replied his father. "That might wake the cunt up".
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A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man's penis goes through three phases ..

In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch,flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
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Numbers
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
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Little Morris went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did
all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied: "Well, Morris my son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."
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Jim goes to an agency in Manhattan and asks if they have any jobs.

"Sure," replies the interviewer, "I've got an ace job - working in a strip club, what you would have to do is help the girls undress and dress, oil them and all that sort of stuff."

*"Sounds good" says Jim.

"Great, can you get to Brooklyn by 9.00 am tomorrow?"

"Why, is that where the job is?"

"No, that's where the line starts..."
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Farmer John has three sons. One day his oldest comes to him and pleads with him, that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car.

His father says, Son, come with me!
He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."
The boy was not too happy, but he understood and said, Ok, Dad.

A week later his second son, (10 yr. old), approaches him wanting a new
two wheel bike. Well, he gets the same excuse, as soon as the tractor is paid for.

Shortly after that his youngest is bugging him for a tricycle.
Again, 'ol dad gives him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first.

While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees the rooster mating with one of the hens, and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the hens back.

His dad says, Son, why would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that.

The little boy says, Nobody rides anything around here until that F**KING TRACTOR IS PAID OFF!!!”
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