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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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A couple is throwing a dinner party, and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers.

His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, "Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute. Go and put something on."

"Oh no, I won't," he says. "I want everybody to see how you feed your husband..."

"Really? Then take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there's nothing that I should feed you for."
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Man: I know how to 'please a woman'.
Woman: Then 'please' leave me alone.
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Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store.
He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender said "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!!
GET OUT NOW!!" the man left.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash.
The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it"
The bartender said " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"
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What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.
The guy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.
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030704 - * - 23 new pix @ www.solstikkan.has.it ! * !
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