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Women are just like orange juice cartons. Its not the shape or the size that matters, or even how sweet the juice is. It's getting those flaps to open!
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- new wideo at www.panda-sonic.has.it !!!!!!
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A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years, when one day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.

Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."

Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

Man: "It's been 10 years!"

With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suitand gives the man a cigarette.

Man: "Thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"

Man: "It's been 10 years!"

The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"

Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road she looked at her speedometer to see she is doing 15 miles over the speed limit.
Slowing down she moved over to the side and got out of the clump that left her in the dirt. She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.

Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car.

As he did he said, "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?"

Little Johnny piped up from the back seat, "I do!
It's because you couldn't catch the other car's."
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Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted to buy some fancy new panties.

The sales lady talked her into buying some real nice bright red crotchless panties. Grandma put them on and waited for grandpa to come home. When grandpa came home, grandma was all laid out upon the bed and pointed down to the new crotchless panties she had on.

She said, "Come on grandpa, you want some of this?"

Grandpa said, "Lord no, it done ate a hole in your panties..."
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