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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.

Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business, The Annual Sexual Education
Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"

"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the best endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.
"We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry." she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
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Morris goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies.

They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

Morris says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

Morris says, "Look, 2000 years ago you buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just refuse to take that kind of chance."
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A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun.

Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention
to what was going on outside. All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window.

The cop could hardly contain himself. "Didn't you know that you are not suppose to be having sex in public?" he asked the couple.

Being embarrassed at being caught, they said yes and apologized.

"Well," the cop said, "I will have to write you a ticket." So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior.

After getting dressed, the girlfriend asked her boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for.
Her boyfriend replied, "Doing 69 in a 35 zone."
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An older couple were lying in bed one night. Morris, the husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he
reached across held her hand for a second and then tried to get back to
sleep.

A few moments later she said, "The you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, Morris reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later, she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed.

"Where are you going Morris ?" She asked.

"To get my teeth!"
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Six stages of married life:
1:Tri-weekly
2:Try weekly
3:Try weakly
4.Try oysters
5:Try anything
6:Try to remember
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Sherry was very drunk and walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, "Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy."
The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp.

"Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy", again the bartender
brought her a Martini. By this time Sherry is leaning heavily forward,
barely able to hang on. She called, "Barbender, your Martoutsys are
giving me heartburn."

Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, "Lady, I am not a arbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your tits are hanging in the ashtray."
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