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You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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The Polish couple`s sex life was terrible, so they went out and bought a black market copy of a sex manual.
"Honey,I want to eat your pussy like it says in the book, but it smells so bad. Why don`t you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant spray?"
She agreed. An hour later, she returned, all excited.
"You should see the flavors they have," she told her husband. "Strawberry, cherry, banana........"
"What did you get?" he interrupted.
"Tuna," she replied.
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Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
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A redneck boy came home from class and his redneck father asked, "What did you learn in algebra class today, son?"

"Well, I learned Pi R Squared," replied the boy.

"Now, hold on there son," he quickly replied, "you may think I am stupid, but everybody knows that pies are round."
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A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There
must be something you're doing that you haven't told me. Can you
think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?"

"Well," she said a little sheepishly, "my husband and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night."

"That's got to be it," said the doctor. "There are plenty of other
positions and ways to have sex, you know."

"Not if you're going to watch TV - there ain't," she replied "besides, Dan likes sports...
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach him to use the internet, and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Why are men Thinkers and women Talkers?
Because men have two heads and women have four lips.
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"

She says, "That he did, Father..."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that damn gun...
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