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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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"Doctor, Don't Laugh!" A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".

The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh! That would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient."

"OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers.The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life.Despite his best efforts, he begins laughing, softly at first, then uncontrollably.
Several minutes later he manages to compose himself and wipes the tears
from his eyes.

"I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem? The man looks up at the doctor with sad eyes and says, "It's swollen."
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What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
At least when you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.
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The young hooker reports for her first day at the brothel.
The madam says to her, "Do you have any questions?"
The hooker replies, " Yes, I was wondering how long penises should be sucked?"
The madam says, "The same as the short ones."
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A girl of 23 married a man of 84, and they asked her how things went.
"Well," she laughed, "Did you ever try to put a marshmallow in a piggy
bank?"
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What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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A teenage boy is taken to his girlfriends home to meet her parents for the first time. The mother of the girl hands him a piece of cake.
They all sit there in silence wondering what to say, when the family dog
walks in, sits down, and proceeds to lick its balls. To break the ice, the boy looks at the girls Father and says, "I wish I could do that!"

The Father looks at the boy and says, "give it a piece of your cake, and it might let you!"
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A young boy, about eight years old, was at the store picking out a large
box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog."

"But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not stopped by this and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out
of washing his dog.

About a week later the boy was back in the store doing some shopping.
The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

"Oh, he died," the boy said.

The grocer said, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your
dog."

"Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."

"Oh I'm sorry. How did he die?"

"I think it was the spin cycle."
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The man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.

When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why she doesn't want to have sex with her husband any more.

"For the last 7 months," the wife replies, "every morning I take a cab
to work. I don't make much money and my husband doesn't give more than
bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, 'So are you going to pay
today or what?' I always give him an 'or what'. That makes me late to work. I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to dock your salary, or what?'
That's another 'or what.' On the way home, I take the cab and again I
don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to
pay this time or what?' And, again, I do an 'or what'.
So you see, Doctor, when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want
sex any more."

The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he says, "are we going to tell
your husband or what?"
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How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennesse Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
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A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The
bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked "What's the problem, pal?"

"My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood
that pays $40 for a donation."
"Yeah, so?"
"Don't you realize?" the man cried.
"I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"
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A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally.
About this time the cop looks down to see that the man's "thing" is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans "OHHH GOD....they stole my girlfriend, too!!!"
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