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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
Artificially intelligent.
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A woman at the supermarket gets the hots for the boy bagging her groceries and decides to see if she can seduce the young lad.
She asks him to help her carry her groceries out to her car and as soon
as they get out of the building she gets close and whispers in his ear:
"I have an itchy pussy!"
"That's fine lady, but you're going to have to point it out.
All these Japanese cars look the same to me."
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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive
imported panties.
"After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to
find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"
"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on
a dead beaver."
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a god!
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What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Peurto Rican?
Someone who makes you an offer you cannot understand.
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A Scotsman and a young girl are waiting for a bus.

The girl sez, "What do you Scots wear under your kilts?"

The Scot sez, "Why doon't you put your hand up it and find out?"

She sticks her hand up his kilt and immediatley withdraws, shocked. "It's GRUESOME!!", she exclaims.

The Scot replies, "Aye, and it'll GREW some more if you put your hand back up there!!"
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Completing his examination of the uncommonly well-built, beautiful blonde, the doctor said solemnly, "You are a very sick young lady. I don't want you returning to work this afternoon. Go home, get undressed and get into bed.

Drink about a third of this bottle of medicine I'm preparing for you...it will make you drowsy. I don't want you to answer your phone or let anybody into your apartment until you hear three short knocks..."
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Do you know why farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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