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What does a woman and a stamp have in common?
You can lick 'em, stick 'em and send 'em on their way.
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Two guys are walking down the street and one is telling the other how he hates Italians, but when they turn the corner there is an Italian organ grinder with a little monkey holding a tin cup.

The guy who hates Italians puts some coins in the monkey's cup.

When they walk away his friend says, "I thought you hated Italians, yet you gave him money?"

And he answers, "Yes, but they are so cute when they're little."
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"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
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There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late so one of the blondes said to the other that she heard if you ever get lost in the woods to shoot three shots into the air. So she did. A few hours went by and
so she fired three more shots in the air. Afew more hours went by and they
fired three more shots in the air. Then ont of the blondes said someone
better hurry up and save us...we only have two more arrows left.
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A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right.
Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room having sex with the maid.

"Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!"

His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"
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The definition of a Jewish menage a trois?
Two headaches and a hard-on.
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A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Not having seen anyone in twenty five years he's very curious as to who might show up.

When he gets there, he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and catch up on old times.

"How have you been?" he asks.

"I've been fine, just fine," she replies, "I do have some good news and bad news for you, though."

"Really?" The guy is worried. "What kind of bad news could you have for me after all these years?"

"Well, a few weeks ago I had to have a hysterectomy."

"Oh my, that's too bad," the guy says, breathing a sigh of relief. "I'm sorry to hear that. What was the good news?"

"The good news is the doctor found your old high school class ring you thought you lost."
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Two blonde guys, Phil and Ken, were talking about Phil's big date that night.

"Here," said Ken, giving him a packet of powder, "It's Spanish Fly. Put it in her drink and she'll get really horny."

They met up again the next day. "Did you score?" asked Ken.

"No," said Phil sadly, "And I don't understand. I slipped the Spanish Fly in her drink, but by the end of the night she was still speaking English."
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