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What do men and noodles have in common?
They're always in hot water; they lack taste, and they need dough.
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Some of the extreme fundamentalist Muslim countries are now requiring all Muslim girls over the age of 18 to shave all their pubic hair as a sign of defiance to the West.
International news reporters are saying that the anti-Bush campaign has gone too far.
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WARNING!
There is a new virus: code name is "work". If you receive "work", from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or anywhere else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances!!
This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with this virus, put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order three beers. After repeating 14 times, you will find that "work " has been completely deleted from your brain. Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends.

Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.

This virus is deadly. Please pay close attention to it and take heed.
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This man in a Volkswagen Beetle pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls:
"Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

"I got one too... see?"

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?"

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

"I do too! See? It's right here!"

"Uh-huh."

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says,

"So, do you have a double bed in back there?"

And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!"

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.
About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his car
and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen. He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The
windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"

"Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

And the man in the Volkswagen says,

"YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"
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A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys & spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by & he didn't see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came & went and he didn't see her.

On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their bum was too fat,15 percent said their bum was too thin and the other five per cent said they didn't care - they would have married him anyway!!
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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.
She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.

The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"

The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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