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It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
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Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their big habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah... there are only 100 Nuns living there."

The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana there are only 50 Nuns living there."

The third guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Idaho there are only 25 Nuns living there."

One of the nuns turned around, and looked at the men, and calmly said, Why don't you go to hell there aren't any Nuns there."
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And Moses looked upon the Lord and said: "We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off our WHAT?!"
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Three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would be. The first decides on football, "Because of all those gorgeous guys bending over in their tight pants."

"Definitely wrestling," sighs the second guy. "Those skimpy little costumes, and think of the holds."

"Definitely baseball," says the third guy. "Why? Well, I'd be pitching with the bases loaded, the batter would hit a savage one-hopper right to me, I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the other guys
rounded the bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going crazy, screaming, `Throw the ball, you cocksucker!' and that's what I like...recognition!"
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Most women prefer sex with the lights off because they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself.
Men like the lights on so they can get the woman's name right.
That explains why bisexuals prefer sex under strobe lights.
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Blonde Judi is explaining to Monika the bad day she'd had at work.
Judi's boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
Monika said, "How horrible! What did you do?"
Judi shook her head. "There was nothing I could do.
He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers!"
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One March day my wife said that the house needed painting. "It's still winter," I replied. "Forget it."

In April, she told me she had bought some exterior latex. I said that it was still too cold to paint.

In May, I heard her outside one day yelling for help, and we set up the ladder so she could start painting. Then I went inside to get a beer.
As I sat in a lawn chair not far from where my wife was working, a
neighbor passed by. "Aren't you ashamed?" she asked. "How can you sit there drinking beer while your wife is up on a ladder painting the house?"
Glancing up at my wife, I responded, "She doesn't like beer."
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