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Why do husbands appreciate hell?
At least there, they know what they did wrong.
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A sheep farmer made his monthly journey into town to buy supplies.

While loading up his pickup, he spotted one of the girls who worked at the bordello watching him.

"Say, honey," he asked, "what's the going rate these days?"

"Hundred bucks," she replied.

"If every man raised sheep, we wouldn't need you women," he exclaimed with disgust.

"Yeah," she said, "and if vibrators could cut the grass, we wouldn't need you men, either."
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What do a gyncologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They both can smell it but they can`t eat it..
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When the husband finally died, his wife put the usual death notice in the
paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. A good friend of the family
complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not
gonorrhea." Replied the widow," I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."
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The difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching and the other's a chimpanzee.
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Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over 4 hours.
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