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The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Dirty Leroy is out on the playground during 4th-grade recess. He goes up to his classmate Lucy, and tells her "I'd sure like to be in your pants right now!"

"How can you say such a thing?" she demands angrily.

"Well, I just shit in mine!"
Whats the diference between a bartender and a proctologist?
A proctologist waits on one asshole at a time!
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once...."
How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,
or an airline stewardess?

A nurse says: "this won't hurt a bit."
A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right."
An airline stewardess says, "Just hold this over your mouth and nose and breath normally."
Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls, so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.

"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy
old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're
years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex
Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down
inside 'em. I'm tellin you man...you'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and ...for cryin' out loud! - it's
worse than before! Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks
by,covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

So Brad goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"

"Jeez!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
When a blonde finally got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it.
Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked,how to plug it
in, set the timer, go back to bed, "...and upon rising the coffee is

A few weeks later the blonde wife was back in the store and Riley asked
her how she liked the coffee maker.

"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand.
Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"
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