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Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do
things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them.
"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled the motorist as the
police clerk handed him a receipt for his speeding traffic fine.

"Keep it," the clerk advised. "When you get three of them, you get a bicycle."
The businessman spent a good half an hour in the hotel lounge bragging to the hooker about how big his dick was. Finally she suggested they retire to his room and check it out, and he willingly agreed.

The guy stripped off his clothes, jumped on top of the hooker, entered her, and said triumphantly, "Why don't you open your mouth, baby, so I can see the end of my prick?"

"Open my mouth?" scoffed the hooker. "Why don't you wiggle your ass so I can feel it?"
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.
"My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all
of us had to do our own thinking."
Should I have a baby after 35?
No, 35 children is enough.
I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
With any luck, right after he finishes college.
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits
them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay,
Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, 'The red-head in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep
the contract and do at least four miles each day. The first day, the
does 8 miles. The boss is extremely impressed. The second day the
blonde does 4 miles. The boss is somewhat impressed, but not as much as

The third day, the blonde does two miles. The boss thinks she is just
having a bad day, so he still lets her keep the job. The fourth day,
the blonde only does 1 mile.
The boss asks, "You were doing so well before. Why aren't you
doing well now?!" The blonde replies, "I can't get far because each day
I'm getting further and further away from the bucket."
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