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Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached an uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."
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The groom stood naked in front of the mirror admiring his physique.
"Two inches more and I'd be a king."
"Yes," said the bride, "and two inches less and you'd be a queen."
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I saw this on the back of a van in Rochester:
CAUTION: BLIND MAN DRIVING
On the side of the van (after I passed it to check out the driver):
ROCHESTER VENETIAN BLIND CO.
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A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.

"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man.

"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down."

The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," said the man.

The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"

"In the 'Sahara Forest'," replied the puny man.

"You mean the 'Sahara Desert'," said the lumberjack.

The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"
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The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.

"Goat," Little Johnny replied.

"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"

"Yep," said Johnny "I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'"
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What do you call a woman without an asshole?
Divorced.
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A blonde from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip. She drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport. In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled filling her passport application.

The passport official looks over her shoulder and sees the blonde trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.

The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."

"Doesn't matter," the blonde answers.
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