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Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"
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A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:
"Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good."

The next day when they come home his wife asks, "How was your day?"

The man says: "Fantastic! It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!"

The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?"

She says, "Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, hell, it feels good!"
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
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It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better. I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it. But I decided on ketchup for my burger.
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If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
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A secretary walked into her boss's office and said,
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."

"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he said.
"Tell me some good news for once."

"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary.
"You're not sterile."
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Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT
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A guy walks into his doctor's office and hands him a note that says, "Doc, I've lost the ability to talk."

The doctor says, "No problem. Take out your penis and put it on the table."

The guy takes out his penis, and after he puts it on the table,
the doctor takes a rubber mallet and smacks! it...

The guy goes, "Aaaa!"

The doctor says, "Very good. Come back tomorrow and we'll start on the b's."
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What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock a doodle do" and a prostitute says, "Any cock'll do."
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The stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.

"Are you feeling OK?" he asked.

"Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex with every man I meet," she admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?"

"Why yes, there is," he said, as he picked her up and began carrying her to the couch. "It's called 'Good News'."
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What do a bungee jumper and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're both in deep shit
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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository,... it's up to you!"
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