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"I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up.
They have no holidays."
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith in God and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch daily and shout; "PRAISE THE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. Once again, she stood on her porch and shouted; "PRAISE THE LORD..GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"

The next morning the lady went out on her porch and found a large bag of groceries and shouted; "Praise the Lord."

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Ha..Ha. I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries. God didn't"

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying, "Praise the Lord, He not only sent me groceries but HE made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"
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An older couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and the championship comes down to a 6 inch putt which the wife has to make.

The woman is trembling as she takes her stance. Then, she putts and... misses. They lose the match.

On the way home in the car, the woman's husband is fuming, "I cannot believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my dick!"

The woman looks over at her husband, smiles and replies, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"
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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?
Hello Ladies!
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What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
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"There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.

The German took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the temperature of the water. It's 32 degrees Celsius".

The other two were amazed.

"Let me try", the Englishman said. So he put his organ in the water,waited and said: "To be more exact, the temperature is 32.3 degrees Celsius".

At last the Nigerian man said, "Let me have a try". So he took his equipment, lowered it into the lake and said: "I've no idea about the temperature, but the water is 2 feet 9 inches deep.
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Two little boys were arguing. "My father is better than your father!"
"No he's not!" "My brother is better than your brother!"
"No he's not!"
"My mother is better than your mother!" The second boy paused.
"Well I guess you've got me there. My father says the same thing."
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"Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician solicitously.
"Nah," replied the blonde mother to be.
"He and my husband don't get along."
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