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Paris (AP) -- France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks at
Euro Disney following last night's display, which caused soldiers at a
nearby French army garrison to surrender.
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Did you hear about the gal that gave up bowling and switched to sex??
She said the balls were a heluva lot lighter and she never had to change shoes !!
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A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality.

"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."

The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony.

"I saw Jed mount his sheep from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the sheep turn around and lick Jed's pecker."

The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope until a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good sheep will do that."
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A man's son was about four years old when one day he got home from Sunday School. His Dad asked him what he'd learned that day.

The boy was quiet for a moment and then said, 'Dad, have any of the men in our family had their penises criticized?'"

The wife cracked up and told him the term was "circumcised" -- but the
answer was still "yes."
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You know the world is going crazy when...
the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
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One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time I take a pill, my wife gets a headache.
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A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun.

All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed have you?"

The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth.

A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up. "You look like you need a hug," she says.

He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away.

A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him. "Mister", she says, "Have you ever been F**ked?"

"No", he says with a hopeful grin. "Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."
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