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EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
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A third grade school teacher was trying to explain to her class the difference between singular and plural.
She said, "What is it if one woman looks out a window?"
Little Charlotte said, "Singular."
"Very good," said the teacher. "What is it if three women are looking out of a window?"

Little Johnny mumbled just loud enough for all to hear, "A whorehouse."
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The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, "Doctor, I want to know, why do men always want to marry a virgin?
To which the doctor handily responded, "To avoid criticism."
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A woman went to the doctor and upon examination, was told that she was going to need a root canal done. She asked the doctor if a root canal would hurt. He said a little more than having a baby.
She said I would rather have a baby.
He said well make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.

The blonde exclaimed, "Wow. I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured
him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp.
"Wow," said the bartender. "Something bad musta happened."
"I came home early today," answered the guy. "I went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend.
" The bartender poured the dude another triple shot.
"This one's on the house." The guy gulped it down once again.
The bartender asked, "Did you say anything to your wife?"
The guy answered, "Yeah, I walked up to her and told her we were through. 'Pack your bag's and get out!' I told her."
"What about your friend?" asked the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Bad dog!'"
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A couple was planning to get married. Before the wedding, the bride goes up to her fiance's father and tells him, "There's something I haven't told your son yet...some sort of a medical problem..." She tell him, and he agrees to tell his son...

He pulls his son off to the side for a few minutes and tells him, "There's something I need to tell you about your future wife...She has acute angina.

The son turns to him and says,"That's great!
'Cause her tits sure are ugly!"
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