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Kinky is using a feather in bed
Perverted is using the whole damn chicken.
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Levine having gone to his secretary's apartment for some hot over-time, was astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the morning. "My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!"

Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran out to the nearest pay phone and called his wife excitedly.

"Honey, thank God !" he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"
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Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.

The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."

The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident.
All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics."

The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's butt and a ten gallon hat. Last year he became president of the United States.
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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What is similarity between an audio cassette and a girl?
You can use them on either side.
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A male-to-female transexual was being interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual "What sort of pain did you experience during the operation?"

The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Then they implanted the breasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either..."

"Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?"

"You're joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain and doubled the size of my mouth!"
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When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 36 feet deep?
Because down deep, they are all nice guys!
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