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Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties know when to be mute.
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A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down.
The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.

"What's your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively.

"Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied.

"Baked tongue of chicken?... baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" he fumed.

Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?"

"Just bring me some scrambled eggs," the man replied.
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Men are like ... coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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In California, there's a 6-month waiting period for filing for divorce, but only a 15-day waiting period for buying a handgun.
It's nice to know the government is giving us advice on how to work out our problems.
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Driving my friend Steve and his girlfriend to the airport, I passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer.
Steve's girlfriend glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."
"No," Steve corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."
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Men are like ... road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
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Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean...they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the
other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost
us fifteen hundred bucks?"The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch more!"
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Two guys are sitting at a bar when, "THUMP!" "THUMP!", this 500 lb. fat woman walks by.

"Hey Joe," one guy says, poking his friend with his elbow, "what do you think of her, huh?"

Joe looks around and sees the woman, and comments, "Oh, I'd say she's a 7."

"A 7!?" shouts his friend in disbelief, "Do you need some glasses, man? You're not drunk all ready, are you?"

"No," says Joe, "I was talking about the Richter Scale."
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Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.
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A blonde was walking by the travel agent and saw a sign that said Cruise for $39. She walked in and plunked her money on the table.

The travel agent grabbed her, tied her to a wooden plank and threw her
into the river out back. Another blonde walked in a few minutes later,
plunked down her money and she too was grabbed, tied to a wooden plank
and thrown into the river out back. The current was swift, so she
caught up with the first blonde and they both floated together for a
while.

She asked, "Do they serve drinks on this cruise?"
The first blonde said,. . . "They didn't last time."
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Men are like ... chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
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