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One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache.
Every time I take a pill, my wife gets a headache.
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A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside. There was nothin in sight, and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with 2 doors reading "Over 35" and "Under 35".

He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35".
He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with 2 doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches".

Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found
himself in another empty hall, with 2 more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night".

Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night" and found himself back out on the street.
The moral of this story is
"Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed"...
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What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage.
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WIFELY COMMENTS DURING LOVEMAKING WITH HUSBAND

Italian : Oh, Gino, you are the world's greatest lover!
French : Ah, Jacques, my darling, you are marvelous! More! More!
Jewish : Oy, Jake, the ceiling needs painting!
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John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding
anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks.
"Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.
"No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.
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Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat.
"How are you, Richard?" asked George.
"I'm not feeling too good today, I'm utterly exhausted,"replied Richard.
"I've pulled a muscle and it's killing me."
"I'm surprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so tired," said George.
Richard yawned and said:
"Well it does if you pull it a hundred times in one night"!
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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What is the difference between a porcupine & a corvette??
Porcupines have pricks on the outside!!
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PICKUP LINES
"Is it hot in here or is that just you?"
"If I follow you home...will you keep me ?"
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"
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