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Why won't a snake bite a lawyer?
Professional Courtesy!
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How is a dick like fishing?
The small ones get thrown back, the average ones are eaten nicely, and
the large ones are considered souvenir material.
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An Englishman goes to Australia with his wife; they stay in a 5-star hotel and hire a Limo for the day.

While driving along the road, his wife suddenly says, "Look! What is that man doing with that kangaroo?"
The man replies, "My God! darling, don't look, it's disgusting!"

Further down the road the wife says, "Look, another one!"
The husband says, "Disgusting! I shall report this when we get back to the hotel."

They arrive back at the hotel only to find a man with one wooden leg having a wank on the steps of the hotel.
The husband charges in and says to the manager, "Look, we come here in good faith, to stay in your 5-star hotel and what happens? We are driving down the road and we come across a drover in copulation with a kangaroo. Further on, recurrence of the same thing. Then we get back here only to find a man with one wooden leg, masturbating on your front steps. Well, what do you have to say about that?"

The manager says, 'S'truth, mate, you expect a man with one wooden leg to catch his own kangaroo?"
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What does a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going.
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After 2-months of living & working as an Expat in Egypt we went shopping for something more appealing for dinner.
We passed one open air Butcher shop, noticing the fresh hung sides of beef(Camel), were heavily coated with flies.
While the next shop visited, had sides of meat hanging, and no flies. On inquiring, I was told by the owner,"Maalish" (not to worry), he used RAID."
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What do you have when a lawyer is in concrete up to his neck?
Not enough concrete!
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A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the ispatcher.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and
even the accelerator!" she cries.
The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way.
He will be there in two minutes."

Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again.
"Never mind", giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
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A Jew, a Catholic and a Morman were having drinks at the bar after an interfaith convention.

The Jew, bragging about his virility said "I have four sons, one more and I'll have a basketball team!."

The Catholic poo-poohed this acomplishment, stating, "Thats nothing boy, I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."

To which the Mormon replied, "You fellers ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives, one more and I'll have a golf course!."
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Why is a lawyers funeral so expensive?
They are so crooked, you have to screw them into the ground!
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An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France."
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030105 - !!!! 27 new pix on www.solstikkan.has.it !!!
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