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Why is life like a penis?
Because when it's soft, it's hard to beat; but when it's hard, you get screwed.
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Why do bankers make great lovers?
They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
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What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
The woman.
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Soon after marriage, a lady's husband stopped wearing his wedding ring.
She asked, "Why don't you ever wear your wedding band?"
He replied, "It cuts off my circulation."
She answered back, "It's supposed to!"
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One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and said that he had found a frog.
The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher said, "You what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't
move. So it must be dead."
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Morris was visiting a friend in the hospital.
He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A lady said to him with a snarl, 'Sir, there's no smoking in here.'

"Morris said, 'I'm not smoking lady.'

'But you have a cigar in your mouth,' the woman said.

'Lady, ' Morris answered, 'I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse.' "
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Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart.

"I suppose you're going to tell me now that you're waiting for 'Mr. Right'," he said dejectedly.

"That's a silly old romantic notion," laughed the coed. "I'm just waiting for Mr. Big."
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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?"
She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached...I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth, the nurse says to the girl, "You have a healthy bouncing baby, but the baby is black."
The girl says, "I was down on my luck, so I took a job in a porno movie
where the lead man was black."
The nurse says, "The baby also has blonde hair."
The girl says, "There was a Swedish guy in the movie, too."
The nurse says, "The baby also has slanted eyes."
The girl says, "There was a Chinaman in the movie, too."
Then the nurse hands the baby to the girl. The girl spanks it, and it cries out.
The girl says, "That's a relief. I was afraid the little bastard was
gonna bark."
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